We need to replace our national animal, the eagle, with this dog. He is just a perfect mascot for America now that the NRA took over our country. "I survived the maniacal gun nuts and psychopaths running all over this country!"
I mean, this is American life, nowdays.
Funny, how a dog that got shot gets news. I bet 100 women were shot by their husbands or boyfriends today, but tough @!$%# they deserved it.
To rkymtnwoman : THE NRA DOES NOT AND WILL NOT advocate or condone the illegal use of firearms. What we do advocate is for the law abiding citizen to be able to protect his family from the criminal that ILLEGALLY has a gun.
None of the laws designed to keep guns from criminals, legally applies to them because those laws violate the criminals fifth amendment rights, according to U.S. Supreme court decisions.
Now let me get this straight. So what you're saying is that if these two men were "law abiding citizens" and owned their guns legally, it doesn't matter how they used them. As long as they were the "legal owners" of the guns they used to shoot this poor dog with.
If ever an article made my blood boil it was this one. I got so angry that I truly felt like throwing my computer at the wall. What kind of person does this and is allowed to live to tell about it?
to napachild : if you will take the time to read maybe you would see the word ILLEGAL use of firearms . These a**holes were NOT using guns legally. Ergo, they are criminals.
I would venture a guess that rkymtnwoman is from Boulder, CO is the Berkley of the Rockies and Napachild is self explanatory. That means that they won't let facts get in the way of their version of reality. Maybe those two jerks in Ohio should be put in a cage and let people shoot at them with their own guns. Better yet, put them in with the dog and let the dog get some payback.
The story is incomplete. How did the dog get free? Or, how were the two animal abusers exposed to authorities?
My personal estimate of the situation is one of comparison of Human-animal similarities. Some dog breeds are as clever as a 3-to-3 1/2-year old Human child. German Shepherd is one of the three breeds at the top of the list (Border Collie, Poodle, and Shepherd).
Although extending Human Rights (100% Human) to non-Humans is against what I believe to be right, the two men deserve to be wrung-out to the fullest extent of the State's animal cruelty laws, codes and rules.
In anger, I would suggest that hanging might be too good for them. Some special form of punishment.....h-m-m-m-m
MSNBC's article states the following, "Sarge's owner is due in court next week on charges of cruelty to animals and discharging a firearm". No where in this particular article does it mention anything about the firearm used being owned legally or illegally. More information may be available in other articles, but not in this one. You might want to listen to your advice to Napachild and read the article again.
Excellent answer Tammy! It's PRECISELY what they DESERVE! And then I would follow Berrymountain's advice, and send their pic all over the world so they could never own another animal ..... EVER!
post the names and pics but I think that jail time is toooo easy for these bas@#*@! They should be locked in the cage and shot and then let the pup get his due also.
I would love to shoot these 2 bastards. whether the dog bit the man or not, no living thing should be treated like that, unless they treat another living thing in such a manner.
If you like Tammy's suggestion, read on. There's some good stuff further on.
The names and pics would be incredibly useful to stop them from owning another pet, but not because nobody would give them a dog. If the names and pics are up, vigilantes will go and... it won't be pretty. Which is good.
Ya know they say that if a person will do things like this to a pet dog, they will do it to a human being eventually. I agree, these guys need their names put out there just like sex offenders so that people can know what sort they are and know they have the potential of not only harming helpless animals but humans too. People like this disgust me. That poor pooch...I wonder what the ahole did to make the dog bite him in the first place!
A German Shepherd....in a cage.....lock anyone in a cage and they'd howl eventually...
I hope these violent idiots get a custodial sentence and not a token tap on the knuckles. The fact that they shot the dog repeatedly demonstrates that it was not a sudden fit of rage that caused this dogs injuries, but a systematically applied form of torture. Even if you are not an animal lover, you need to be concerned about this sort of person having bad judgment and access to firearms being out and about in your community.
I don't really believe that the animal is vicious. I think that the jackass owner said that trying to cover his own a$$. I think he is horrible and should receive the maximum allowed sentence. Even if the dog did bite him, the owner probably provoked it. If the owner is willing to lock his dog in a cage and shoot at it than I would bet money that he would be willing to lie about being bit.
Those two are plain ignorant, the owner and friend of his should be put some place where they themselves are in a situation they can't escape for protection.
Those dogs are great-natured unless trained otherwise; I think this pisses me off more than human to human rage (except for children). They should put them in a cage with peanut butter lathered up, then let in the wild monkeys. Or better yet, tie them up and sit them naked on a fire-ant hill.
I think they should have a certain part of thier anatomy nailed to a stump, set on fire, and given a dull knife in order to get themselves free. Oh, only give them a knife after you have a decent flame going.
I apologize and retract my statement - throwing monkeys and fire-ants in harms way and making them go through that torture is absolutely cruel. I should be ashamed! How about politicians?
OMG !!!!, this makes me sick, I am so upset over it.. I have a White German Shepard that is sooo gentle, he loves everyone, very sweet.. That poor dog to have a horrible owner, blees his heart to live after being shot so may times.. They really need to be put away for a long time, so they can't hurt another animal..
We also have German Shepard and she is a very loveable little ""baby"". I do not understand how a person could be so cruel to.....well basically thier family member. It is horrible and I hope they get more then jail.
Sarge is one tough German Shepherd. I hope he finds a good home with loving owners. The idiots who shot him need to be imprisoned for a long time and let the inmates in the general prison population have some uninterrupted time with them.
Im SO PISSED OFF Right Now I Cant Even Spell My NAME !!!! Both Of You SCUMBAG COWARDS Should Beat With Ball BATS And iF Anyone In Ohio Has Any BALLS They Would !!! Both Of You Cowards Are Going To Hell !!!! Mark Davi Illinos
Over the past year here in Colorado, two animal cruelty cases so extremely cruel to helpless dogs and both got a slap on the hand - 30 days in jail of which they will probably only serve a small amount of time. One guy tied his dog with a rope to the back of his truck last winter and dragged it up a steep unpaved hill to a horrible death, got a slap on the hand. The other most recent case here in Boulder County, a college co-ed tied restraints on each leg and arm meant to cut off blood flow and wrapped a little dog tightly in duct tape and taped it upside down to the side of the refridgerator, left it to die (fortunately it was rescued in time and adopted by a loving family). She was found in possession of herion at the time and did this heanous crime because she was jealous of the attention her boyfriend paid to the dog, and again, got a minor slap on the hand by the so-called law - 30 days in jail she probably wont have to serve. Pays to be a cute blond co-ed. She got a PASS on illegal possession of that herion as well...go figure. It is disgusting.
The dog that was dragged to death had supporters who started a facebook page called "Justice for Buddy." Didn't hear about the twat who duct taped the dog though. Thank goodness he was saved. Heroin???? Bet she's not a co-ed any more. Mommy & daddy must be so proud.
After some really brutal animal abuse cases in Arkansas, they changed the law finally to a felony in the state of Arkansas to abuse animals. Animal cruelty is now a Class D felony, punishable by up to six years in prison and a $10,000 fine. A second offense within five years would be a Class C felony, punishable by between three and 10 years in prison and a $10,000 fine. -- I hope Ohio has a similar law and will go for the max on these idiots.
Anyone out there ever fantasize about organizing an underground Star Chamber made up of all kinds of concerned citizens? Especially since the so called legal system, the DOJ in particular, seems to care so little about the rights of innocent life - seem to be very busy protecting the civil rights of criminals, illegals and terrorists these days.
man count me in to... these bastards need to be locked up or put down... where my godmother lives there was a kid there that went to one of the neighbors lakes and drowned puppies and kittens! INNOCENT FREAKING PUPS AND KITS!!! hes got all sorts of issues, though, but people like him and others still need to be either greatly fined, locked up for life, or immediatly, and publically, executed!
I say we put these two in a small outdoor cage with no shade, no water, and little food. They sleep and eat in their own urine & feces and are totally dependent on their "owners". Then one day we show up and start shooting them. But not fatally...yet.
Hmmmm. Sounds like the dairy, poultry, and swine industry. How come they can do it but these owners of an animal can't? Oh, it must be due to the fact that cows have no feelings or central nervous system. Funny how the we ok violence and death when it directly feeds us.
They don't shoot farm animals six times to kill them, they're done "humanely" with electrical shock or a captured bolt to the back of the head. they don't survive the encounter.
JermUK really needs to pick up a pro vegetarian leaflet or do a quick (.5 seconds or so) Google search to see the 'humane' way food animals are dispatched on factory farms. For chickens, cows and pigs (or any other poor food animal), the ending of their lives is most heinous and so grotesque that most people might actually vomit up that delicious bacon burger they stuffed their face with.
Sadly though, as cruel, scary and painful as the ENDING of their lives is, it's nothing compared to the full time hell they live before slaughter.
You bring the rusty butter knife and I'll bring the duct tape. I wish there were some way of finding out these low-lifes' names to make their lives more...interesting.
The owner's name is Lawrence Mick 57 yro. white male. Lives at 631 Federal St., East Toledo and his friend is Adam Collins 35 yro. white male who lives at 317 River Place.
Boy wouldn't you just love to shoot these two with that worthless .25 cal. gun? These two look like they come from the family tree of a telephone pole :-)
It is sad to say there are many sick people out here that have no regard for life. They should both be put in a cage and shot at. See how they like it. Too bad we can't.
I hope the judge is a dog lover as I am. Put '' them'' in a cage and give me a gun and there won't be any survival story to be written. Where has sanity gone?
Bravo to Sarge and may he receive a good home. The criminals should be tied up, smothered with grease from raw meat, and dropped into a cage of dogs and let nature take its course.
OMG Todd - There's one of you nut jobs in every crowd! We are discussing a crime committed by two low-life thugs against a defenseless animal - this has nothing to do with abortion! However, since you brought it up, if either of these scumbags ever manages to reproduce I hope that the hags that they mate with have enough sense to HAVE abortions rather than continue to pollute our gene pool with this kind of human trash!
Everyone should be outraged at this whether you are a dog lover or not. These two pinheads are violent, aggressive morons. If they would do this to a caged animal who cannot fight back, then what will they do, or have done, or will do to any other person who pisses them off???? Like their wives, girlfriends, children etc. This is a symptom of out of control behavior and, yes, they should get the max penalty. Unfortunately, most people don't think ahead and cruelty to animals isn't as serious a crime as it should be in most states. God help the next person who inadvertantly crosses these two fools. It could turn out very nasty.
if i crossed them id ask for god to bless THEM, cause theyd definetly need it.... but your right and what would they do to someone just because they want to or they can! these people need to locked up for doing this much harm to an animal!
Well you know, judging by the majority of the comments about this story, if these two fools' identity is made known around where they live, they better hire body guards for the rest of their lives!
Ummm... that 30 number is around 200 by now... and the 10 number keeps decreasing. I don't think anyone would want to be a bodyguard against every pet-lover in Ohio, not to mention the United States.
Besides... aren't most bodyguards dog-lovers themselves, with the doberman guard dogs?
Hmmm.... I may have to decide to be a bodyguard for these guys. 200 live retarded targets would be fun. If only I could train either of my dogs to be good guard dogs.
Let's see - the defense will be "impaired by drugs or alcohol due to abusive child hood" : so they are not responsible. Let's see if the judge has any cajones.
you're right, that or theyll plead on "insanity" if you were sane enough to grab the dog, put him in the cage, and cock that gun...... YOU ARE F#@&ING SANE!!!!
Idiots...They need to be shot..
We need to replace our national animal, the eagle, with this dog. He is just a perfect mascot for America now that the NRA took over our country. "I survived the maniacal gun nuts and psychopaths running all over this country!"
I mean, this is American life, nowdays.
Funny, how a dog that got shot gets news. I bet 100 women were shot by their husbands or boyfriends today, but tough @!$%# they deserved it.
To rkymtnwoman : THE NRA DOES NOT AND WILL NOT advocate or condone the illegal use of firearms. What we do advocate is for the law abiding citizen to be able to protect his family from the criminal that ILLEGALLY has a gun.
None of the laws designed to keep guns from criminals, legally applies to them because those laws violate the criminals fifth amendment rights, according to U.S. Supreme court decisions.
@rkymtnwoman (aka #101)
With that attitude, I'd suggest you never stand still for very long.
Now let me get this straight. So what you're saying is that if these two men were "law abiding citizens" and owned their guns legally, it doesn't matter how they used them. As long as they were the "legal owners" of the guns they used to shoot this poor dog with.
Brilliant!
i agree, that dog should be the mascot man, if he can survivethat he is a true trooper
If ever an article made my blood boil it was this one. I got so angry that I truly felt like throwing my computer at the wall. What kind of person does this and is allowed to live to tell about it?
to napachild : if you will take the time to read maybe you would see the word ILLEGAL use of firearms . These a**holes were NOT using guns legally. Ergo, they are criminals.
What part of ILLEGAL don't you understand? ?
I would venture a guess that rkymtnwoman is from Boulder, CO is the Berkley of the Rockies and Napachild is self explanatory. That means that they won't let facts get in the way of their version of reality. Maybe those two jerks in Ohio should be put in a cage and let people shoot at them with their own guns. Better yet, put them in with the dog and let the dog get some payback.
The story is incomplete. How did the dog get free? Or, how were the two animal abusers exposed to authorities?
My personal estimate of the situation is one of comparison of Human-animal similarities. Some dog breeds are as clever as a 3-to-3 1/2-year old Human child. German Shepherd is one of the three breeds at the top of the list (Border Collie, Poodle, and Shepherd).
Although extending Human Rights (100% Human) to non-Humans is against what I believe to be right, the two men deserve to be wrung-out to the fullest extent of the State's animal cruelty laws, codes and rules.
In anger, I would suggest that hanging might be too good for them. Some special form of punishment.....h-m-m-m-m
This story just makes me so angry,,,,,,,,,,!!
It's just sick and cruel . However, the gun ownership is not the issue. As it said they are charged with "illegal use" of a fire arm.
So gun controll is not the issue here, it's cruelty to animals, period.
HDRider - Thanks!!! I totally agree.
I Agree! In related news... New Jersey chicken beheaded, dies after a few spurts.
To Hdrider:
MSNBC's article states the following, "Sarge's owner is due in court next week on charges of cruelty to animals and discharging a firearm". No where in this particular article does it mention anything about the firearm used being owned legally or illegally. More information may be available in other articles, but not in this one. You might want to listen to your advice to Napachild and read the article again.
This breaks my heart! Poor dog!
Can we put them in a cage and shoot them while they howl for help??
How could anyone possibly be so mean?? I think I agree with Tammy. No animal, even if it did bite the owner, deserves to be treated like that.
...only if they are made to suffer without medical intervention or painkillers.
Excellent answer Tammy! It's PRECISELY what they DESERVE! And then I would follow Berrymountain's advice, and send their pic all over the world so they could never own another animal ..... EVER!
Yes ,
I agree , post their pictures and names public ,,,they should have to do jail time too
post the names and pics but I think that jail time is toooo easy for these bas@#*@! They should be locked in the cage and shot and then let the pup get his due also.
I would love to shoot these 2 bastards. whether the dog bit the man or not, no living thing should be treated like that, unless they treat another living thing in such a manner.
If you like Tammy's suggestion, read on. There's some good stuff further on.
The names and pics would be incredibly useful to stop them from owning another pet, but not because nobody would give them a dog. If the names and pics are up, vigilantes will go and... it won't be pretty. Which is good.
Ya know they say that if a person will do things like this to a pet dog, they will do it to a human being eventually. I agree, these guys need their names put out there just like sex offenders so that people can know what sort they are and know they have the potential of not only harming helpless animals but humans too. People like this disgust me. That poor pooch...I wonder what the ahole did to make the dog bite him in the first place!
My sentiments exactly!
A German Shepherd....in a cage.....lock anyone in a cage and they'd howl eventually...
I hope these violent idiots get a custodial sentence and not a token tap on the knuckles. The fact that they shot the dog repeatedly demonstrates that it was not a sudden fit of rage that caused this dogs injuries, but a systematically applied form of torture. Even if you are not an animal lover, you need to be concerned about this sort of person having bad judgment and access to firearms being out and about in your community.
I hope they get actual JAIL TIME in GENERAL POPULATION!
That is one tough dog to have been shot 6 times and live.
If indeed the dog is dangerous the owner is responsible and probably half assed trained the dog to be vicious just to show off.
I hope Ohio gives him the maximum sentence.
And I hope that poor dog will get a second chance at life with a owner who truly loves it!
The dog shouldn't if it's viscous and a danger.
I don't really believe that the animal is vicious. I think that the jackass owner said that trying to cover his own a$$. I think he is horrible and should receive the maximum allowed sentence. Even if the dog did bite him, the owner probably provoked it. If the owner is willing to lock his dog in a cage and shoot at it than I would bet money that he would be willing to lie about being bit.
If that were true wouldn't both guys have used that defense?
Those two are plain ignorant, the owner and friend of his should be put some place where they themselves are in a situation they can't escape for protection.
Yea, in the cage with SARGE after he's healed!!!
Those dogs are great-natured unless trained otherwise; I think this pisses me off more than human to human rage (except for children). They should put them in a cage with peanut butter lathered up, then let in the wild monkeys. Or better yet, tie them up and sit them naked on a fire-ant hill.
That is cruel and inhumane punishment ...
Both for the MONKEYS and for the FIRE ANTS!
Lol, more animal cruelty at the hands of these idiots...
what could the monkeys and fire ants have done to deserve such a horrible punishment?!?!?
:)
I think they should have a certain part of thier anatomy nailed to a stump, set on fire, and given a dull knife in order to get themselves free. Oh, only give them a knife after you have a decent flame going.
I apologize and retract my statement - throwing monkeys and fire-ants in harms way and making them go through that torture is absolutely cruel. I should be ashamed! How about politicians?
OMG !!!!, this makes me sick, I am so upset over it.. I have a White German Shepard that is sooo gentle, he loves everyone, very sweet.. That poor dog to have a horrible owner, blees his heart to live after being shot so may times.. They really need to be put away for a long time, so they can't hurt another animal..
Janet1941
We also have German Shepard and she is a very loveable little ""baby"". I do not understand how a person could be so cruel to.....well basically thier family member. It is horrible and I hope they get more then jail.
they should both be beaten with ball bats real slow if i could find them i would!!!!!!
Alot of people would be beside you my friend!!
Sarge is one tough German Shepherd. I hope he finds a good home with loving owners. The idiots who shot him need to be imprisoned for a long time and let the inmates in the general prison population have some uninterrupted time with them.
I cant see how anyone could do this, at least they got caught. Poor dog!
Im SO PISSED OFF Right Now I Cant Even Spell My NAME !!!! Both Of You SCUMBAG COWARDS Should Beat With Ball BATS And iF Anyone In Ohio Has Any BALLS They Would !!! Both Of You Cowards Are Going To Hell !!!! Mark Davi Illinos
Over the past year here in Colorado, two animal cruelty cases so extremely cruel to helpless dogs and both got a slap on the hand - 30 days in jail of which they will probably only serve a small amount of time. One guy tied his dog with a rope to the back of his truck last winter and dragged it up a steep unpaved hill to a horrible death, got a slap on the hand. The other most recent case here in Boulder County, a college co-ed tied restraints on each leg and arm meant to cut off blood flow and wrapped a little dog tightly in duct tape and taped it upside down to the side of the refridgerator, left it to die (fortunately it was rescued in time and adopted by a loving family). She was found in possession of herion at the time and did this heanous crime because she was jealous of the attention her boyfriend paid to the dog, and again, got a minor slap on the hand by the so-called law - 30 days in jail she probably wont have to serve. Pays to be a cute blond co-ed. She got a PASS on illegal possession of that herion as well...go figure. It is disgusting.
I live in Colorado, but I heard none of this. How did this not make the media?!?!?
The dog that was dragged to death had supporters who started a facebook page called "Justice for Buddy." Didn't hear about the twat who duct taped the dog though. Thank goodness he was saved. Heroin???? Bet she's not a co-ed any more. Mommy & daddy must be so proud.
After some really brutal animal abuse cases in Arkansas, they changed the law finally to a felony in the state of Arkansas to abuse animals. Animal cruelty is now a Class D felony, punishable by up to six years in prison and a $10,000 fine. A second offense within five years would be a Class C felony, punishable by between three and 10 years in prison and a $10,000 fine. -- I hope Ohio has a similar law and will go for the max on these idiots.
Anyone out there ever fantasize about organizing an underground Star Chamber made up of all kinds of concerned citizens? Especially since the so called legal system, the DOJ in particular, seems to care so little about the rights of innocent life - seem to be very busy protecting the civil rights of criminals, illegals and terrorists these days.
Count me in...
man count me in to... these bastards need to be locked up or put down... where my godmother lives there was a kid there that went to one of the neighbors lakes and drowned puppies and kittens! INNOCENT FREAKING PUPS AND KITS!!! hes got all sorts of issues, though, but people like him and others still need to be either greatly fined, locked up for life, or immediatly, and publically, executed!
And me as well.......!
I'm in. I'll bring my 12 gauge.
I am in too!!! When do we start!
Sarge is the mascot!
Edu09, Sounds like a winner to me!
Where is the first meeting? I will bring the snacks!
Great idea! Im in.
A great idea!
I say we put these two in a small outdoor cage with no shade, no water, and little food. They sleep and eat in their own urine & feces and are totally dependent on their "owners". Then one day we show up and start shooting them. But not fatally...yet.
Hmmmm. Sounds like the dairy, poultry, and swine industry. How come they can do it but these owners of an animal can't? Oh, it must be due to the fact that cows have no feelings or central nervous system. Funny how the we ok violence and death when it directly feeds us.
They don't shoot farm animals six times to kill them, they're done "humanely" with electrical shock or a captured bolt to the back of the head. they don't survive the encounter.
This poor dog did.
Don't water down all of these peoples emotional orgasms with reality webdog. They might start thinking. Then what?? LOL
Pet. Livestock. One's your buddy. One's your dinner. Unless they were raising the dog to eat it, there's a difference. Apples and oranges much?
Tool.
JermUK really needs to pick up a pro vegetarian leaflet or do a quick (.5 seconds or so) Google search to see the 'humane' way food animals are dispatched on factory farms. For chickens, cows and pigs (or any other poor food animal), the ending of their lives is most heinous and so grotesque that most people might actually vomit up that delicious bacon burger they stuffed their face with.
Sadly though, as cruel, scary and painful as the ENDING of their lives is, it's nothing compared to the full time hell they live before slaughter.
Still, they are wonderful to eat!
Sarge's owner and his buddy should both be neutered - without benefit of anesthesia.
You bring the rusty butter knife and I'll bring the duct tape. I wish there were some way of finding out these low-lifes' names to make their lives more...interesting.
The owner's name is Lawrence Mick 57 yro. white male. Lives at 631 Federal St., East Toledo and his friend is Adam Collins 35 yro. white male who lives at 317 River Place.
Complements of "toledoblade.com"
Boy wouldn't you just love to shoot these two with that worthless .25 cal. gun? These two look like they come from the family tree of a telephone pole :-)
Toledo is such a dirty hellhole. Makes Detroit look like Palm Springs.
Rick, your awesome!
It is sad to say there are many sick people out here that have no regard for life. They should both be put in a cage and shot at. See how they like it. Too bad we can't.
Who says we can't?
I'm with 49er. If the my owner was the type person that would shoot a dog, in a cage, I would bite him too. If I had the chance.
I hope the judge is a dog lover as I am. Put '' them'' in a cage and give me a gun and there won't be any survival story to be written. Where has sanity gone?
Tammy Simon is a genius. Let's put Vick in there, too.
Bravo to Sarge and may he receive a good home. The criminals should be tied up, smothered with grease from raw meat, and dropped into a cage of dogs and let nature take its course.
What about a defenseless Child in a womb? Silent cries never heard.
What?
Oh, shut up!
OMG Todd - There's one of you nut jobs in every crowd! We are discussing a crime committed by two low-life thugs against a defenseless animal - this has nothing to do with abortion! However, since you brought it up, if either of these scumbags ever manages to reproduce I hope that the hags that they mate with have enough sense to HAVE abortions rather than continue to pollute our gene pool with this kind of human trash!
LOL! Nice derail.
Wodd, I mean Todd, can you radicals stay away from one damn discussion?
Everyone should be outraged at this whether you are a dog lover or not. These two pinheads are violent, aggressive morons. If they would do this to a caged animal who cannot fight back, then what will they do, or have done, or will do to any other person who pisses them off???? Like their wives, girlfriends, children etc. This is a symptom of out of control behavior and, yes, they should get the max penalty. Unfortunately, most people don't think ahead and cruelty to animals isn't as serious a crime as it should be in most states. God help the next person who inadvertantly crosses these two fools. It could turn out very nasty.
if i crossed them id ask for god to bless THEM, cause theyd definetly need it.... but your right and what would they do to someone just because they want to or they can! these people need to locked up for doing this much harm to an animal!
Well you know, judging by the majority of the comments about this story, if these two fools' identity is made known around where they live, they better hire body guards for the rest of their lives!
O.o body guards just make it more fun...... we got an army of like 30 strong man...... and like 10 bodyguards cant go up against that many
Ummm... that 30 number is around 200 by now... and the 10 number keeps decreasing. I don't think anyone would want to be a bodyguard against every pet-lover in Ohio, not to mention the United States.
Besides... aren't most bodyguards dog-lovers themselves, with the doberman guard dogs?
Make sure to bring a good weapon.
Hmmm.... I may have to decide to be a bodyguard for these guys. 200 live retarded targets would be fun. If only I could train either of my dogs to be good guard dogs.
Let's see - the defense will be "impaired by drugs or alcohol due to abusive child hood" : so they are not responsible. Let's see if the judge has any cajones.
you're right, that or theyll plead on "insanity" if you were sane enough to grab the dog, put him in the cage, and cock that gun...... YOU ARE F#@&ING SANE!!!!
You left out the "twinkie defense". Minds impaired by sugar. Remember that?
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